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Sunday, October 1, 2006

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Lets teach the nerds...

They were roaming around in the campus with a black T-shirt on, which splashed on the back "Lets teach the nerds how to play ball".

They belong to the 85 member strong contingent of IIM B , who have come here to put us down and proof we are all about Academics. Our rivalry is gonna soon find its place in the annals.

It was the 1st day , we had lost the cricket match badly. Mates came back and said we were being too nice a host ... and that the guests been sledging big time.

We didnt do much had our usual tempo shouts and we put up a banner "Sangharsh finally helped u enter IIMA"(Sangharsh is the name of the competition between us and IIM B) The next match was Badminton.. for which i have been practicing the whole week at the expense of Garba, dandiya and all other festivities.

They had a strong team held together by an inter IIT Champion. We thought of putting me as the 2nd singles player and increasing the probability of playing their 2nd best player and hence making a chance of atleast winning one singles. But at the last moment we said forget the trick and lets go with a simple order. I was put on top. And i drew the champ.

The 1st game was on.

He was clearly under my noose with me winning the 1st game easily. The second game I presented to him in a platter. He was clearly tired.. I was playing well but my serves weren't going right. Too many mistakes for a game of that standard.

In that last game my unforced errors continued. Hitting on the ground ... shots that were fed to me high above the net. serves outside and on the net. Still I managed to fight back to 11 - 11. And again I made like 4 unforced errors to give him the game at 15 - 12.

The score read 2-1 but I was happy for I won hearts and was a moral victor ( that's what a loser says .. right!!) .. but hey !!! there were chicks coming to me patting me and saying u were better just hard luck..(whoppa) even from the opponents camp and there was this French gal who said " nvm that u lost , but u have such a good game :D" . Hey i know i am boasting and stuff but I really loved what I did.

The team went on to win 6-1. The 1 was the only game they won against me ( so sad :(). Yeah my team patted me cause I tired their best guy out and they forfeited the doubles game against me.

We leveled the overall score between the universities to 1-1. Later, we won the Tennis also. The events gonna go till 2nd October.

I came back, missed Softy and an another gal so much. I enjoyed the whole night with some vodka and videotaped myself singing Sutta and GMD.

14 comments:

  1. I'm reminded of the West Indies cricket team. Hah :P

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  2. the losers or the winners :-? my team won tho .. 6-1 .. grrrilla... he he and yeah there were gals with thier tiny little asses held in oh so short ... pants.. and shorts:P

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  3. Both sides :P. They're supposed to be non nerds and are supposedly good in sports. But they lose to "nerds". And the "nerds" are supposed to be weak in sports, but you guys beat them. There are big inconsistencies, both in the loser and winner teams :P

    Chicks and short pants/shorts =P~

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  4. aye .. lol i wasn't thinking on these lines .. ha ha ha... was totally far out.

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  5. moral victory? winning hearts? fuck me dead!You were the only fucker who let your Uni down? Just stick with the things you do right like ermm( i will tell ya when i find em).And wtf French chicks patting you? blow me!They think your a dog( or may be cats, cats are ugly,) or some shit?
    Anyways badminton is a chicks game u queero!What abt cricket huh? u didint mention getting flogged by another bunch of losers

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  6. Oh i commentyed nastily but then i thgt its goona hurt u mo fo.. so deleted it..

    Well, if chicks never cheered for u .. not my fault.. We did win and then the doubles match.. Badi is a chicks game only if u play like won.. and u pussy we did win the overall championship... We lost in cric and we mentioned it (yay!! u hadnt played in it . :P).. yeah u do need a life.. get a cat prolly only one who can blow u . :|

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  7. oo i stepped on the right nerve:P

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  8. i look at ur status and see "who is despo " ... mmiao miao .. some1 needs u :|

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  9. deleted the above coz .. Robbie asked me.. to .. and now fuker u better comment somethng relevant to the blog topic:|

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  10. miao? I know its you underneath that sink jussy! *Ka Booommm*! Another pussy gone!

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  11. Congratulations for the draw.When do we get to see you singing Sutta and GMD? :D

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  12. when can we see those videos??????
    you mentioned it so you must post it. it better be your next blog. upload it to youtube

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  13. Yeah Jay, I'd particularly love to see you bounding 'round the badi court. I guess you drew (or was it 'lost'?) 'cos you kept trippin' over your love-handles :-)

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